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Jeff Bezos’ new muscular pic demands to be Photoshopped

Amazon’s stock and Jeff Bezos’ LBs are on the rise and the memers of the internet have noticed.

Now that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has emerged looking like J.K. Simmons at this week’s Allen and Company Sun Valley Conference in Idaho, people are taking notice.

I mean, the glow up is undeniable.

Jeff Bezos went from "Would you like to buy a book?" to "Your Prime Clone has shipped. Arriving via drone in 20 minutes"

— Pat Rooney 🌮 (@hipatrooney) July 14, 2017

The photo of the newly-jacked Bezos just begs to be Photoshopped — and Photoshop the internet did. Swole Bezos has already gained some muscle (heehee), and these works of art show it.

The vest and the shades scream "action hero casually walking away from an explosion."

Oh, "The Rock" has already been cast. Good.

But…how ?

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All work and no play makes Jeff a swole boy.

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Bezos out here trying to steal Beyoncé’s twins’ thunder.

"Alexa, cue my theme music."

Natural Born Sellers coming to a theater near you.

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Are Jeff Bezos and Vin Diesel…twins?

"I’ll be back…with more savings."

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The look of a man that just bought Whole Foods.

Getting the crew together to slash some prices.

Image: Kellen Beck/mashable composite

No, we’re just getting started.

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Talk about a squad. Damn.

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Borders had to die so the Kindle could live. RIP.

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And from us to you, here’s your opportunity to create your very own Jeff Bezos meme. Make them good!

Image: Kellen Beck/mashable composite